Rocky Roach

Now it's my other older brother's turn and boy do I have the best birthday gift for him. Mwahahaha! XD Nice theme I'm doing this year for my brothers' birthdays, huh? Recreate the things they hate the most. Best sister eva!!! Hahaha! XD

My second eldest brother is reputed to hate the most disgusting insect, sole survivor of the atomic bomb explosion, main antagonist of the anime Terra Formars, and spawn of Satan himself... The COCKROACH!!! Well, I have to admit even I despise the little pest. Nasty little buggers!

Things that should never go together:

- Fire and crazy people

- Douchebags and hopeless romantics

- Pizza and salad (Seriously!!!) 

- Socks and sandals

- Brothers and evil exes

- John Green and my emotions

And most importantly...

- Cockroach and flying [Shudder]

ROCKY ROACH

Materials:
Monaco Yarn Shade #75 - Mustard (1 skein)
Monaco Yarn Shade #66 - Chocolate (1 skein)
Monaco Yarn Shade #1 - Snow (1 skein)
Monaco Yarn Shade #65 - Cinnamon (1-2 skeins)
Monaco Yarn Shade #69 - Brick (1-2 skeins)
Crochet Hook - G6 (4 mm)
Black beads #04
Fiberfill stuffing

HEAD
(Brick)
Rnd 1: 7sc in mr (7)
Rnd 2: inc around (14)
Rnd 3: inc, 5sc, 2inc, 5sc, inc (18)
Rnd 4: inc, 7sc, 2inc, 7sc, inc (22)
Rnd 5: inc, 9sc, 2inc, 9sc, inc (26)
Rnd 6: inc, 11sc, 2inc, 11sc, inc (30)
Rnd 7-10: sc around (30)
Rnd 11: dec-13sc (28)
FO, leave tail for sewing
*Attach to the body

EYEBALLS
(Snow)
Rnd 1: 4sc in mr (4)
Rnd 2: inc around (8)
Rnd 3: 1sc-inc (12)
Rnd 4: sc aroud (4)
FO, leave tail for sewing
*Attach to the head
*Glue on black beads for the eyes

BODY
(Brick)
Rnd 1: 4sc in mr (4)
Rnd 2: 1sc-inc (6)
Rnd 3: inc around (12)
Rnd 4: inc, 4sc, 2inc, 4sc, inc (16)
Rnd 5: inc. 6sc, 2inc, 6sc, inc (20)
Rnd 6: inc, 8sc, 2inc, 8sc, inc (24)
Rnd 7: sc around (24)
(Mustard)
Rnd 8: inc, 10sc, 2inc, 10sc, inc (28)
(Cinnamon)
Rnd 9-11: sc around (28)
(Mustard)
Rnd 12: sc around (28)
(Cinnamon)
Rnd 13-15: sc around (28)
(Mustard)
Rnd 16: sc around (28)
(Cinnamon)
Rnd 17-21: sc around (28)
FO, weave in ends

WINGS (2x)
(Brick)
8ch
Row 1: sc on 2nd ch, 6sc, ch1-turn (7)
Row 2-15: sc across, ch1-turn (7)
Row 16: 1sc, 1hdc, 1dc, 1tr, 1dc, 1hdc, 1sc (7)
*sl around the edges
FO, leave tail for sewing

LEGS (6x)
(Cinnamon)
Rnd 1: 4sc in mr (4)
Rnd 2-9: sc around (4)
FO, leave tail for sewing
*Attach to the body

ANTENNA (2x)
(Chocolate)
16ch
Row 1: sl on 2nd ch, sl across (15)
Fo, leave tail for sewing
*Attach to the head

Thank goodness Rocky did not turn out as disgusting as its squishy counterpart. He's actually pretty cute. Oh. My. Gosh... I probably created the only nonrepulsive cockroach in human history. Wow! I should be in National Geographic. Hahaha! XD

Just kidding! Me likey Rocky Roachy. Hahaha! XD

Copyright: Rocky Roach is an original pattern written by Duchess Gala. You may do whatever you want with the finished product but please do not sell or claim the pattern as your own. Also, do not post the pattern directly to your website. Just link it to this blog. ^^ 

Disclaimer: Some of the images are not mine and can be searched online